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November 14 Poker PlayerI met D yesterday in the library, his hair is sooo damn long, like those lads in Beatles. He is busy with playing on-line poker now luckily not involved with money. I told him I played poker with my hallmates with chips these days. 'Okay I will give you three tips, listen.' He grabbed a chair sitting next me. ' Tip one, considering the possibility. Say if your first two cards are 10 and Jack both in diamond, then there are three possibilites. First you may go straight with 9, Queen and King, or the diamond flush, or big pairs. In this case never fold. Tip 2 if you get a pair of 7 for your first two cards, don't think you are big. Other players may get a pair of King or something. Tip 3 if you get really boss cards don't throw all your money in at the beginning, since other players may fold. Always 'check' first and let the other players raise the bet. Understand?' 'Yeah, I'll try those tips next time I play poker. By the way do you drive to school every day?' 'No I sold my car?' 'Why?' 'I played poker.' 'Oh you said you didn't play with money.' 'I mean my girl friend. The first one is a bitch, she spent all my money. This one is more or less the same type.' 'Oh, good for you.' 'Like play poker, I think I bet all in on my girl friend. Shit! I lose my car and I have to jog back home. Alright then, I'm gonna back to fuch my girl friend, see you.' '....' |
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